Yes, I'd be happy to join you for lunch.
03 January 2019
17 June 2017
01 May 2017
27 January 2015
Value-Creating Winners
Posted by schmonz at 09:56 0 comments
Labels: "button" technology, amazing, apocalyptic, scary, stiff legged
23 January 2015
04 April 2014
27 March 2014
The most wonderful time of the year
Even if you don't give a Shitavious Cook about great names, honor my ancestors and the hordes who apparently impregnated them to produce Genghis Cohen. That's right, the 2014 Name of the Year contest is underway.
Posted by schmonz at 12:56 0 comments
Labels: any amount of shits really, Dschinghis Khan, too many shits spoil the broth, unless it's shit broth
23 January 2014
15 November 2013
Not above a little name-dropping
Schmonz's entry from last night's Alfred Joyce Kilmer Memorial Bad Poetry Contest.
Posted by schmonz at 09:49 0 comments
Labels: word salad
12 September 2013
16 May 2013
17 April 2013
12 April 2013
How animals eat their food
Posted by schmonz at 09:54 2 comments
Labels: anthropomorphic eagle, subtile