Iridium 9555 Sat Phone is a thing

via groo:

The first day you don't show up at the appointed time will be the day I repost this ad to find your replacement. If you already have a satellite-linked mobile phone for personal use, I can provide a stipend to pay for the monthly service.

Pixels by Patrick Jean

(via jmmv)

iPhone killer

How Christmas works (in two parts)

via groo:

The web site is down

Simply awesome.