03 January 2019

Yes, I'd be happy to join you for lunch.

04 April 2014

27 March 2014

The most wonderful time of the year

Even if you don't give a Shitavious Cook about great names, honor my ancestors and the hordes who apparently impregnated them to produce Genghis Cohen. That's right, the 2014 Name of the Year contest is underway.

23 January 2014

15 November 2013

Not above a little name-dropping

Schmonz's entry from last night's Alfred Joyce Kilmer Memorial Bad Poetry Contest.

12 September 2013

Ylvis

More here

17 April 2013

21 March 2013

17 September 2012

26 July 2012

Crazy, and close to home

Did you guys catch this gentleman's act, first published in January?

http://www.scribd.com/doc/89707654/AbSciCon2012


I am All that I think, perceive, experience, is
I have Free Will
I am the Cause
I Exist
Apocalypse

25 July 2012