Yes, I'd be happy to join you for lunch.
03 January 2019
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27 January 2015
Value-Creating Winners
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Labels: "button" technology, amazing, apocalyptic, scary, stiff legged
23 January 2015
04 April 2014
27 March 2014
The most wonderful time of the year
Even if you don't give a Shitavious Cook about great names, honor my ancestors and the hordes who apparently impregnated them to produce Genghis Cohen. That's right, the 2014 Name of the Year contest is underway.
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Labels: any amount of shits really, Dschinghis Khan, too many shits spoil the broth, unless it's shit broth
23 January 2014
15 November 2013
Not above a little name-dropping
Schmonz's entry from last night's Alfred Joyce Kilmer Memorial Bad Poetry Contest.
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Labels: word salad
12 September 2013
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12 April 2013
How animals eat their food
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Labels: anthropomorphic eagle, subtile
28 March 2013
21 March 2013
05 January 2013
17 September 2012
"Area Man" Outdone
It's important to pigeonhole your man-on-the-street interviewee accurately.
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Labels: erotic boutique owner, has seen it all
29 July 2012
What cricket looks like to Americans
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Labels: blifloyt-d, shutters, sticky, wicket
26 July 2012
Crazy, and close to home
Did you guys catch this gentleman's act, first published in January?
http://www.scribd.com/doc/89707654/AbSciCon2012
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25 July 2012
"Street regulator, true player hater..."
Via zhowie:
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Labels: Sesame Street, sessiony beats