Stumped by Trump

I have no idea what he's on about.

I would, however, like to say that kids today are weird.

ARM, ATE HE

I only had O(1) drinks, occifer!

What do you guys think about the issue of using closed-source equipment to determine if somebody committed a crime? I can see slippery slopes on both sides of this issue.

Let the wookie win

R, Matey!

Ar, Matey!

From the Department of 'Duh!'

So, it turns out that the Feds are abusing the Patriot Act. Hope they don't find Dewey's furry pron.

Er, excuse me ma'am

There's some stool clinging to your backside.

Time

King Biscuit Time vs. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Discuss.

Smart Noshery Makes You Slobber

Engrish courtesy of Dreadful Snake Radio podcast.

To the moon, Alice!

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....but wait a minute.

http://kommgroup.onlinestoragesolution.com/Wifes-volvo.jpg

I want a party

Get naked. Get tazed. Repeat.

Get In My Belly!

'Tis the season...

...to buy junk. Why not get some poorly qualified opinions on that junk, first?

Grilled baby!

Good news, Tormp! We still have some leftovers.