Suicide Food

The noun 80 has one meaning

Actually it has two meanings, but they're both numbered 1.

BTW, I accidentally learned that if you double-click a word in a NYT article, such as the one Russ just posted, it brings up a definition of the word in a new window. Neat.

Vindication

It's good to be a curmudgeoholic

Blue Guitar!!

Classy

Voltron got served

Who's laughing now, beyotch?

biblical mystery solved

perhaps j.c. was "collecting his own ducks"?

warning: the above linked site contains hours of excellent video content.

50 Amazing Ads You've Never Seen

These are pretty awesome. (A few aren't safe for work.)

Ricky Gervais 1984 Music Video

Burt, Statham, Lilliard, Liotta... and I think I saw Ron Perlman in there??

Is this for real?

Schmonz does Barcelona

I'm headed to Barcelona tomorrow for a technical conference. Wouldn't it be hilarious if it were a Lisp conference? But it's not, so you can stop theoretically smirking. Anyway, I'll be giving a talk, for which there will be after-the-fact audio (and maybe even video) footage.

If anyone wants pictures of Gaudí this or that, or needs some goods smuggled back into the States, or has suggestions of things to do and/or eat in and around Barcelona, email me.

How to get to Paris from New York

Google knows! Check out instruction # 24. Good luck :)

why no, i haven't seen your kitten

BUURRRRPPPP

If Peanuts Was An Anime

No One Belongs Here More Then You

something seems strange about this article

ps. my wife the bare-faced western prostitute was so ashamed by the comportment of our despicable secular tyrant that she refused to let our effeminate son sell drugs at school today

update:
while looking for evidence of this "article"'s dubious authenticity online, i found an amusing section of gawker dedicated to hounding successful plagiarists:

http://gawker.com/news/fake-writer-day/