Schmonz's entry from last night's Alfred Joyce Kilmer Memorial Bad Poetry Contest.
15 November 2013
12 September 2013
16 May 2013
17 April 2013
12 April 2013
How animals eat their food
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schmonz
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09:54
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Labels: anthropomorphic eagle, subtile
28 March 2013
21 March 2013
05 January 2013
17 September 2012
"Area Man" Outdone
It's important to pigeonhole your man-on-the-street interviewee accurately.
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schmonz
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17:09
1 comments
Labels: erotic boutique owner, has seen it all
29 July 2012
What cricket looks like to Americans
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schmonz
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11:21
0
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Labels: blifloyt-d, shutters, sticky, wicket
26 July 2012
Crazy, and close to home
Did you guys catch this gentleman's act, first published in January?
http://www.scribd.com/doc/89707654/AbSciCon2012
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russ
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12:34
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25 July 2012
"Street regulator, true player hater..."
Via zhowie:
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schmonz
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22:21
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Labels: Sesame Street, sessiony beats
27 June 2012
Resumé of Champions
Naturally, the guy responsible for Pinboard and for cross-continental burritos rocketing under Cleveland has a resumé to aspire to.
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schmonz
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01:07
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Labels: distractions, guess he does exist, web site
24 May 2012
10 May 2012
27 April 2012
Cancel your weekend plans
And spend every waking hour rewatching BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR
suggested drinking game rules:
1. just drink every 30 seconds
2. drink every 15 seconds if you're watching someone drive around in a car
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tormp
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23:14
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Labels: birdemic, caw caw ackackackackack caw caw, shock, terror