maybe NSFW, unless you're a german TV show host.
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If you often do work with an electron microscope, glue a cat whisker...onto the end of a wooden stick. It's the perfect tool for, say, teasing apart thinly sliced floating epon sections when microtoming.
and other tricks of the trade.
Posted by Drew at 21:58
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse,” he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.”
He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one
hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,
“There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!”
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... Are-my-test-results-back?”
Posted by dorkallmighty at 10:05
22 February 2006
What do you suppose they mean by "is of particular relevance?"
I guess they liked the song...but what is the relevance?
Posted by Kyl at 19:03
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As kofno and I discussed, metal bleachers are essentially heatsinks that cause you to lose more heat through your bottom than your top, meaning that you should wear an asshat, not a headhat, when seated on them.
This product solves that problem.
Talk about bumflaps [sic], my gal's got 'em!
Posted by Drew at 21:01
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Joy's Mad at a lot of Black People.
Joy's Mad at a lot of poor people.
April's tired of being labeled a rich girl. April writes about her family's struggles with jealousy and envy.
This one puzzled the hell out of me until I realized that horror==whore.
Posted by Ryan Leaf at 15:51