28 February 2006

dildonchutzen

ya!

maybe NSFW, unless you're a german TV show host.

Nildoncrawler

Bamf.

Be Smarter

Jack In.

2 takes on how to get rich w/out a boss

PC vs. JS, in a no-holds-barred cage match!

24 February 2006

How to Make Money Without a Job

Pretty good podcast on living without the man. All common-sense stuff...

You!

23 February 2006

So that's how to tease apart epon sections when microtoming!


If you often do work with an electron microscope, glue a cat whisker...onto the end of a wooden stick. It's the perfect tool for, say, teasing apart thinly sliced floating epon sections when microtoming.


and other tricks of the trade.

Help Drew out



This is a really awesome reference to an old side scrolling game called The Lemmings.

He didn't get alot of the references in Geeks in Love.

No link, just a funny story for the day.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,” he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one
hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says,

“There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!”

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... Are-my-test-results-back?”

22 February 2006

Apparently Ohio is the only state to have an official state rock song.

What do you suppose they mean by "is of particular relevance?"
I guess they liked the song...but what is the relevance?

18 February 2006

It's all about the O.

O'Reilly's is open again, gang. Some of us went there yesterday. The new place is a lot like the old place, and it's only a few doors down from where it used to was.

Any anchorbutters in town and available for a trip there on 3/17/06?

17 February 2006

I Love 2D Katamari Damacy

There goes the rest of my day...

16 February 2006

Asshat

As kofno and I discussed, metal bleachers are essentially heatsinks that cause you to lose more heat through your bottom than your top, meaning that you should wear an asshat, not a headhat, when seated on them.

This product solves that problem.

Talk about bumflaps [sic], my gal's got 'em!

14 February 2006

Geeks in Love

Featuring more geek-culture references than you can shake a Schwartz at, with music by Lemon Demon.

13 February 2006

kids are such fun

Russ once characterized children as "short, dumb people who cry a lot". He's probably the type of guy who would play this prank on a kid. For that, I salute him.

08 February 2006

Chessboxing

"Decision by checkmate or knockout."

03 February 2006

Why Mommy Is a Democrat

You know, for kids.

02 February 2006

What Does that Make the Sex Pistols?

I realize that bitching about music categorization is ultimately futile, but isn't calling Fallout Boy punk a little like calling Pixie Sticks a narcotic?

01 February 2006

Joy Agents

Socialite superheroines!

Joy's Mad at a lot of Black People.
Joy's Mad at a lot of poor people.

April's tired of being labeled a rich girl. April writes about her family's struggles with jealousy and envy.

This one puzzled the hell out of me until I realized that horror==whore.

Hey, Sports Fans



Not recommended for people actually living in New York.

Heed the call...