30 November 2005

Real Ultimate Lisp

Indo Jew Bowl

I'm proud to be from this neck of the prairie (my piano lessons were in Skokie). Ordered me a "Jew Style Gold" shirt. Go football-playing Jews!


We've made it to epsilon. Is it too early to wonder what happens when we run out of greek letters?

I, for one, welcome our reptilian overlords

What is it about crack-pots and the <center> tag?

29 November 2005

28 November 2005

Well I'll be.

I distinctly remember back in like 1992 when I finally got my ole 386 25MHz box really humming, sorting out all the DOS 6.0 TCPIP stack issues and getting my newsreader, email, ftp, and I think even gopher client working smoothly, and I decided to start working with WinSock in Windows 2.0 and everything got fouled up again.

Relive DOS.

Dewey Porn

Dewey, your name is an adjective and makes my post title sound gross. Bastage.

Bad album covers at Flickr

200 pics. Whoo.

(some images NSFW)

27 November 2005

don't die without seeing Britannica Boy naked

as you can on his blog, hosted on blogger. not safe for work, i suppose. in addition to being naked, donavan himself is quite the porn aficionado.

to think that anchorbutt might be mere nanometers away from the hard disk storage of 80's reference shill Donavan Freberg's vanity blog(s)... it makes you wonder.

oh, apparently there was somebody with an EverQuest character named something-something Anchorbutt in 2004. he was an elf. and a cleric.

23 November 2005

The Dermatologist

(Because Russ said he has never seen a cat's junk.)


Some London students are in for a cold but secure winter: hoods and scarves are not allowed. What's next? Don't wear gloves so we can see your fingerprints?

21 November 2005

Already smelled greasy loot?

Boy, I wish I had this information 20 years ago. Here's the midi 4U2jam2.


As a former-at&t-wireless-subscriber-current-cingular-subscriber-soon-
to-be-at&t-wireless-subscriber, I think someone over there deserves a cock punch

20 November 2005

Ant-swering machine

Not for those easily disturbed by pictures of insect infestations of electronic devices.


From the "art lex" page.

point / counterpoint: influence

Britney Spears on her album "In The Zone", as interviewed by Newsweek and published Monday, Oct. 27, 2003:

When Spears talks about the South Asian musical influences on "In the Zone," she says she's "been into a lot of Indian spiritual religions." When asked if one of them is Hinduism, she says, "What's that? Is it like abbalah?"

Shakira, discussing her recent album "Oral Fixation, Vol. 2", in the New York Times, Sunday, Nov. 13, 2005:

"I've always felt that I've been a very oral person. It's my biggest source of pleasure. From a psychoanalytical point of view, we start discovering the world through our mouths in the very first stage of our lives, when we're just born. The first album cover is more Freudian, and the second one more resembles Jung, because Eve is a universal archetype. I tried to keep a unity between the two album covers, and I chose to use some Renaissance iconography. Mother and child and original sin are recurrent concepts of the Renaissance period, and I wanted the historical character."

19 November 2005

gund to old retards: eat shit

noticed by FAQ enthusiast kyl. from the Gund Foundation FAQ:

"Are there specific fields in which the Foundation does
NOT fund?

The Foundation does not fund programs that provide services to the elderly or to individuals who are physically, mentally or developmentally disabled. Our grantmaking in the health field in limited to retinal degenerative disease research, community health and AIDS policy and services."

hey man, that's cool.

I placed in a famous Bad Poetry Contest

I haven't had much time for uselessness in the last few weeks. It all came tumbling out in one crazy night of bad poetry, in a contest named for Alfred Joyce Kilmer.

16 November 2005

Sunnis demand Iraq torture probe

We're torturing everyone with unintentionally funny headlines, too.

The Goonies are alright

Except maybe for Cory Feldman...


Mercifully, a google image search for "emeril swimsuit" returns no hits.

Negotiating Pattern Language

I was referred to a very handy NegotiatingPattternLanguage on the c2 wiki. You might like it, too.

15 November 2005

How's this for gross?

Ants eat away woman's eye in Indian hospital.

I would make a pun based on the fact that iatrogenic sounds like Eye-ant-rogenic, but nobody would get it, so I won't bother.

Bird Flu in Anaheim

It must be hot in those things...

14 November 2005

Take that, hippie!

How is possible

... that the only online references to the culinary cudgel that is the Spoto Burger seem to originate from Canadia?

Write-only DB

MySQL has a feature that allows you to send your data into a black hole, where it can never be retrieved again. (Turns out to be slightly more useful than it sounds.)

Anch Or But T

I don't think we have anything to worry about.

10 November 2005

Screw you George Lucas

I finally gave up spending money on star wars toys 2 YEARS AGO!

But old George figured out how to make me spend more $$$.

How can I NOT buy these?

The new cock punch?

Sports screw-ups

09 November 2005

I am We Todd Did

You must watch this video!


NSA for kids

In the tradition of Power Panther, the NSA has set up a web site for kids.


High-tech Risk

At a book store recently I briefly pondering buying the Star Wars Risk, but then came to my senses.

Is the sun farting?

08 November 2005

Some people don't spell "villian" right.

But these guys do!!! Don't skip the intro; it's the best part of the site.

for sale in cleveland...

...one xtracycle (spelled funky to make it harder to find on the web).


Stumped by Trump

I have no idea what he's on about.

I would, however, like to say that kids today are weird.

07 November 2005


I only had O(1) drinks, occifer!

What do you guys think about the issue of using closed-source equipment to determine if somebody committed a crime? I can see slippery slopes on both sides of this issue.

Let the wookie win

06 November 2005

R, Matey!

Ar, Matey!

From the Department of 'Duh!'

So, it turns out that the Feds are abusing the Patriot Act. Hope they don't find Dewey's furry pron.

Er, excuse me ma'am

There's some stool clinging to your backside.

05 November 2005

In Europe, they do things a little differently

I'm gonna give this guy the benefit of the doubt and pretend "Turbonegro" might not mean in Norwegian what it means in English. The gesture, though, I'm pretty sure that's universal.

04 November 2005


King Biscuit Time vs. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Discuss.

Smart Noshery Makes You Slobber

Engrish courtesy of Dreadful Snake Radio podcast.

To the moon, Alice!

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....but wait a minute.


03 November 2005

I want a party

On the Implausibility of the Death Star's Trash Compactor

Yeah, I realize the odds of you lot not having already read a 2002 Star Wars article from McSweeney's are nil. So spare me the nut violence, and so forth.

Playing video games with friends

Get naked. Get tazed. Repeat.

Get In My Belly!

01 November 2005

'Tis the season...

...to buy junk. Why not get some poorly qualified opinions on that junk, first?

Grilled baby!

Good news, Tormp! We still have some leftovers.