29 July 2005

In response to the evil feminist witches

The voice of this website sounds a bit like that of timecube dude. It's apparently time for the black man to rescue the black woman from Oprah and other feminist witches.

28 July 2005

And now for something...

...kinda different. At least, I don't think we've done too much music stuff. Excepting the best band evar. Anywho, I'm a sucker for covers.


Nearly frontless, too

The solar-powered flashlight and wind-powered fan can't be far behind.

One for all the nerds out there...

... pretty funny. Maybe we could make one for the annoying R17;, which is the bane of dumb executives everywhere (who are in turn the bane of their hapless IT support staff).

Let them hate...

Citrus Party

Citrus Party (dot com). We are not afraid.

Oh, you touched my tra-la-la

My dingding dong. Safe for work? Not sure. Extremely cheesy? YES!

Interesting architecture

The Naval Amphibious Base near San Diego has a building shaped like a fylfot.

27 July 2005

Show respect for His Noodly Appendage!

"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster."


Cocktail search engine.

Sure to get a rise out of Russ: Black Forest Cake Martini.

No really, it's safe for work.

Cleveland Steamer.

Dewey, weren't we just talking about this?

Netflix accidentally exposes “Netflix Player”

26 July 2005

The desert for when you don't know what desert to buy...

I haven't found it yet, but somewhere out there is a Chocolate French Silk Pie Blizzard Frozen Cake.

And why not join the Blizzard Fan Club?


XML tutorial with funny LotR examples.

Last piece of pie?

Video is here. Caution: slow server.

It's been a while...

...since we had a post dealing with questionable uses of raw meat.

More...more...more...too much!


booty can you hear me?

Word on the street is that our old pal, Booty, wants a piece of the anchorbutt action. If you're out there, or if you know his email address, email me! anchorbutt@gmail.com.

25 July 2005

Me smiling tiny

Texas ate my face

hmm?... yeric, care to explain?



Great Search Tool!


Good Luck at Boot Camp

From the comments:

I know I can shotgun a Budweiser faster than anybody Al Qaeda can bring out. If we ever agree to settle disputes that way, the army can certainly feel free to give me a call.

22 July 2005

Yet Another Grimoire

Good Python.

My goodness, my Guinness

This mght not be news to everyone, but the Guinness Book of World Records was started by none other than the Guinness brewery to settle a trivial debate that started in a pub (see paragraph 2 of this Wikipedia article). Today, it is the most-sold copyrighted book in the world! The pub-trivia connection continues today, and it all started with everyone's favorite pint!

The ultimate in mulletry

Literally, the mullet taken to its logical conclusion.

Bum Rushed by a Rushing Bum

Kingdom of Loathing

I know that Tormp played it a year or two ago, but I just found it. It's my very first MUDD experience. Two game dorks live in the apartment above mine, and we're going to have our own clan. Anybody else want to play? I need to get da net in da house so I can stop playing it at work.

Matrix Ping Pong

Don't tell anyone if you haven't seen this yet.

Link goes straight to .wmv.

For frickin' dewey...

Ripped from J-Walk:
I dunno Art, but I know what I like.

PS What does pimento loaf taste like?

Saddam Hussein in his birth control glasses

Also fondly known as "catch me f*** me's".

1 out of 1 CWRU students agree...

Another reader!

You should look at Anchorbutt. Those people know what they're doing.

Yes, we know what we're doing, but are we proud of it?

For those truly Jumbo sandwiches

Area Rugs.

Road Kill Cafe

Kangaroo Tail Soup... BBQ Black Snake...

21 July 2005

1 out of 1 geniuses agree...

BTW, I got blogger's upload to work. Didn't do anything different this time. It just started working. Shazam!

The Grimoire of Questionable Spells

Watch out for the "Mystic Spray of Flatulence" spell. It's a doozy.

20 July 2005

Google Moon is funny 2x

  1. Zoom in. Keep zooming in. Is it funny yet? OK, zoom more.

  2. Seek ye a one-sentence paragraph on the right side of the page. It's funny because it's true.

WWII as an RTS

World War II as a real-time strategy game:

Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool

Transport of the Future!

Sing with Borat!

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.

Throw transport down the well,
So my country can be free.
We must make travel easy,
Then we have big party!

Rednecks sing with Borat!

Scotty's Dead


Lock and Load then Rock and Roll

Good luck getting this guitar on the plane with you.

Fun Way to Waste Time


Nice hat.

If Gilligan worked for Google, he might wear this hat.

19 July 2005

Just for the headline

Easier to recover than if it'd been swallowed.

The opposite of Google SafeSearch

From the same guy who rapped "Your mom circulates like a public key."


So many staches, I couldn't pick just one.

Mark-and-sweep on these nuts, bitch

My crew is so hard that we roll in NP,
And bitches dereference my pointer for free.

17 July 2005


So most of you probably already saw 'Old Grandma Hardcore' linked on memepool. Did you notice that she lives in Cleveland? Do any of you guys know her, or of her?

15 July 2005

The SubGenius Brag Generator

This one'll come in handy:

I have my *own* personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any GOD DAMN *Slack* after death! I take drugs! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I am *armed* and *loaded*! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled bodiless fiends! I'm a human being of the *first* god damn water, who'll try to blow me down? I am a *Moray Eel*, I am a *Komodo Dragon*, I am the *Killer Whale bereft of its pup*! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made *Mother Nature* wait up for me to bleed my pterodactyl! I'm *intense*, I'll live forever and remember it afterwards! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my guts before they're picked off the *tree*! They'll *never* clean *my* cage! Pardon my language. I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a *profit*! Come *on* and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my *bread* with the juice!

Woman Suddenly Grows Penis

"Whenever I went to the pagoda I prayed to become a man in my next life," he said, referring to the Buddhist concept of rebirth.

"Now I'm happy because my dream won't have to wait until my next life, it's already come true."

Hottest female guitarists

Really, the only reason I'm posting this link is because of the pull quote about Jewel. Pilfered from J-walkblog.

Joan belongs higher on the list.

while you're looking at that

I couldn't help but think of the beloved SUMATRAN RAT MONKEY (SRM) while gazing at the WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG (WUD).

fox. fucking. news.

In Fox New's coverage of the "Meth Rocket" story I mentioned earlier, you really want to click the photo to the right that says "Click to enlarge". The challenge is to understand how the "World's Ugliest Dog" and the meth rocket are related.

Is that a Duchamp?

Pee Goal Fountain

Terry and Iggy

Awesome Iggy Pop interview on Fresh Air.

13 July 2005

Even weirder (japanese translation)

I'm a little freaked out

The Pringles of many nations

Mouse over the yellow countries to change the Pringles Guy's hat. 10 points to whoever finds the tyrolean cap first!

Never follow referral links

Exhibit A



12 July 2005

Amazing indeed

Bible cosplay

She may look clean, but...

Visual Culture and Health Posters


I think she's talking about us.

Posting a relevant link from my weblog, bracing for cockpunch.

Universal phenomenon?

sorry pictures are so large.

Guess I'm not the only one sans iPod

I'm just jealous.

More Creepy Faces

From linkfilter

Meth / Model Rocketry

What else could I possibly put here?


I know this was on BoingBoing, but I thought I'd point out that this photo in particular is very creepy (she looks like a damn Barbie). Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

11 July 2005


He who shall plunder with dishonest hand the little field committed to my charge, shall feel me to be no eunuch ...

Found through Russ's link, below.

No Results Were Found.

Try here.

Fun for ze tongue!



While I was at the Nashville airport, I made up a new iRamones song: The TSA Took My Razor Away.

Maybe Dougiss can help out with the words. Who could forget the great jorb he did on I Wanna Piece of Data?

just put me on the wiki
get me on the web
hurry, hurry, hurry
while im still in your head
i cant control the lab reports
i cant control the meds

oh noo oo ooo ooo oooooooh

ba ba, ba ba b'
ba ba, ba ba
i wanna piece of data

08 July 2005

Followup to Hurra Torpedo (the best band ever!)

Hurrah Torpedo (one guy on guitar... two on the kitchen)

Well the good news is they are real and they may have more stuff out there.
Here is their website in Norwegian and horribly translated into English

There is a mention of David Hasselhoff and no, I don't think they no what the words to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" even mean.

yes. I am obsessed

i surrender

Merde! Je suis la France. What country are you?

A dog video where he thinks his own foot is trying to steal his chew toy


Help! I'm in Nashville.

And yes, I saw this sign, or at least one with the same mascot.

Where would Wolverine be today...

...if his name was skunk bear?

Can't get enough of that wonderful

Duff? Duff? Duff!

Who is schnickeydoo?


07 July 2005

I'm already sorry I posted this

i was following links trying to find out when a band was playing around here and i stumbled on this weird/mean myspace listing.
I know its mildly offensive... so don't look if you think you might be offended by something.

Gene Kelly is one hell of a break dancer


Ryan Leaf's mom

A car, a cop, and a mattress.

The oddest combination ever...

Industrial/Art Music and cooking

PS Please ignore the fact that I'm posting about a band whose name translates to 'collapsing new buildings' hours after a terrorist attack. Seriously.

X is the new black

where X = 'Monkeys throwing poo'

other values for X include...

06 July 2005

Hit me with technology.

She blinded me with...

Put the lotion in the basket

CNR - believe it or not, still in the hizzy

For no particular reason, let's all take a moment to catch up with Charles Nelson Reilly.

Did Coach...

know about this?

Man, this page looks lame.

Maybe someone should check out web design patterns.


Boil 'em, smash 'em, stick 'em inna stew!


I saaaaid... yowza!

Google Earth eye view of Cleveland

Originally uploaded by kofno.

05 July 2005

My favorite band EVER!!!

Please check 'em out here

Don't do this to your kid either

Stop before you start

Don't ever do this to your kid.

You can now upload photos to blogger.

Doods, I didn't know this, but for a couple weeks now, you've been able to upload images to blogger for display on anchorbutt...or whatever other blog you have.

I know that at one point, the picture icon allowed you to link to an image already on the web, but at some point they enabled uploads as well. OK, so here's one that's been sitting on my hard drive:

...and it failed.

Anybody had any luck with this?

Porn Star Bears

(NS for the W)

Guys, we gotta buy a mech.

For auction on ebay. The developer of this important new technology needs the cash to continue his project. What do you say we all chip in and bid on this bad boy? I'm in for twenty bucks.

Does wiseGEEK know how the hell she does this?

(and what does it have to do with field hockey?)

Take that comet!



Highly inappropriate spoofs of children's books.

MVC song

Model View Controller. Watch for this one to be climbing the charts.

02 July 2005

Dry Ice + airplane toilet water

Memepool points us to this riveting story about what happens when dry ice combines with the blue water of an airplane toilet.

I also like the very first line on the page, which offers instructions to those completely unfamiliar with modern computer programs: "To print this page, select "Print" from the File menu of your browser".