08 July 2005

i surrender

Merde! Je suis la France. What country are you?

9 comments:

dcass said...

Cambodia

kofno said...

I'm Taiwan

russ said...

I'm not even an effin' country:

You're the United Nations!
Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go. You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.

Gyr said...

I got Canada. What's up with that, eh?

russ said...

Are we a bunch of wusses or what? I bet DonkeyPunch is like the Mongolian Horde or something cool.

mani said...

Texas, Lebanon, and Mozambique

ChiliCon said...

Mexico

While some people think you're poor and maybe a little corrupt, you know where it's at, enjoying good food and nice beaches.

tormp said...

Libya.

"It seems that these days, you just say things to get attention. Shock value is the really important thing for you now. You used to have a cause, and this made you seem like a threat to the established order, but now you just want to say wacky stuff once in a while. Air travel doesn't really mesh with your lifestyle, and you'd probably scare the security guards somehow anyway."

Kyl said...

China. I'm huge.

Big and powerful, you have a long history behind you with more good and bad than you care to remember, or are really capable of remembering. Lately, in older age, you've gotten sort of crochety and even mean-spirited. There is still a lot that's beautiful about you, but most of the focus people have when they think about you is how hard it is to work with you. There's hope that you might start opening up to people, but lots of people have bumper stickers about how much you should change.