in the future

I'm a ding dong

Charles Darwin did it

... so its okay if you do it too.

something seems strange about this article

ps. my wife the bare-faced western prostitute was so ashamed by the comportment of our despicable secular tyrant that she refused to let our effeminate son sell drugs at school today

update:
while looking for evidence of this "article"'s dubious authenticity online, i found an amusing section of gawker dedicated to hounding successful plagiarists:

http://gawker.com/news/fake-writer-day/