I can do this easily

Monkey disguised as fetus fools no one

Woman stuffs sedated monkey up her shirt before boarding plane, claims to be pregnant, gets busted.

youtube as t -> ∞

as recently my blood curdled into boiling black hate while subjected to gap's "jingle bells" commercial, i retreated into fond memories of nintendo's battletanx commercials (late 90s?). and lo, they are available on youtube:



also



youtube commenter "tnitro81" really demonstrates an aptitude for the "sports radio" school of internet commentary:

I like the part when the bear put his head up then the doctor put it back down and when the tank hits the bear! I love this commercial!

More art inspired by snugglebear:

I don't like this at all

Do you want to go to the party in my tummy?

Happy Life Day

Backed over him with my car once...

...according to lore.

Seriously, how have I not heard of Zentai before?

dibs on this one

Fatmouse devours human infants

THIS IS THE BUT THE FIRST STEP IN THE WHOLESALE CONSUMPTION OF HUMAN CULTURE BY FATMOUSE.

Your world is not what it was

I changed some things:
-altered the page template to the new blogger system, which allows cool drag and drop layout and a widget system, but also allows some editing of the underlying code
-added labels widget, hacked it to only show tags used more than twice
-hacked the post template to only show the author on the individual item page, not on our front page

If anyone dislikes anything, comment below.

Maybe I'll do some actual look and feel hacking, too, cuz this template is fugly. It'd also be cool to add the number of posts by contributors next to their name, but haven't figured that out yet.

More Daughters For Sale

Sixth daughter is 19 and always ready.

Wookie B-boy