Old Jews Telling Jokes

via groo, I believe:

I've apparently been outdone

The part I don't get is, only a pound per day? And he's not hungry for more? I usually just make and eat the whole slab in one go, which can get me through to dinner if I'm feeling virtuous (FSVO "virtuous"), but no way is that a whole day's calories. So this actually is a bit of a strict diet.