Cancel your weekend plans

And spend every waking hour rewatching BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR

 

 suggested drinking game rules:
1. just drink every 30 seconds
2. drink every 15 seconds if you're watching someone drive around in a car

Caine's Arcade

The following video deviates from this blog's M.O.. I contend that the deviation is justified. If not, forgive me. Via the entire internet:

Caine's Arcade from Nirvan Mullick on Vimeo.