Cancel your weekend plans

And spend every waking hour rewatching BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR

 

 suggested drinking game rules:
1. just drink every 30 seconds
2. drink every 15 seconds if you're watching someone drive around in a car

Caine's Arcade

The following video deviates from this blog's M.O.. I contend that the deviation is justified. If not, forgive me. Via the entire internet:

Caine's Arcade from Nirvan Mullick on Vimeo.

Name? Birthplace?

Via dovidlpankloshtan:

Red Solo Cup

OK, it's maybe not up to the usual high standards of this blog, but it's great to hear someone actually have fun making music :)

Three Little Pigs

I think it's actually a much better story this way...

Pronunciation Manual

Via Ze Frank: PronunciationManual on YouTube. Example:

(A few are just lispy and dumb. Ignore those.)

oh my

↵ Use original player

The Karate Rap

By SamFromGlove

YouTube

• 360p
• 240p FLV

← Replay

X

i

Is it a DUCK or a FLOWER?

Via uwe: Optical Illusions

The Turbo-Entabulator

Judy Jetson's got a craving

Via A.V. Club:

"Said he was goin to twinkle it."

Via Gruber: Yelping With Cormac.

Blackberry necrosis

Via jwz:

Space Oddity children's book

Ha!

Unironically ironic

Iridium 9555 Sat Phone is a thing

via groo:

The first day you don't show up at the appointed time will be the day I repost this ad to find your replacement. If you already have a satellite-linked mobile phone for personal use, I can provide a stipend to pay for the monthly service.

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