20 June 2005

Stallone to play Kofno in Anchorbutt movie

You may have already noticed Sylvester Stallone's pattern of playing characters with names of the pattern consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel. This makes him eligible to play Kofno in the Anchorbutt movie.

Ralph Macchio to play Russ.

2 comments:

kofno said...

He's too short to play me.

russ said...

I doubt Ralph Macchio has done an 'Anthony Michael Hall' and bulked up enough to play me.

Maybe if he's the guy on the left, with a Karate Kid impersonator on the right.

russ
PS I was one of 12 people that saw Naked in New York in the theater, in which Ralph kisses Eric Stoltz. Hot.