It's a little story/ About Jackie and Danianne/ Two slutty cheerleaders/ Getting as drunk as they can/
Jackie sat back/ Humped the pole for a moment/ Scratched her boob/ Did her best Tara Reid/
Said Danianne/ Why don't we invite Heiny/ She'll drink a lot of Mike's Hard/ And Jump around in the yard/
Dumdum dudum dududum
O let it suck/ Let it blow/ Disco Inferno is here to/ Sooth your so-o-oul/ Who cares your boyfirends/ Dumped you on Xmas/ The girls can have fun/ dancing in ug-boots alone/
Everything makes a little more sense when it's anchored.
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It's a little story/
About Jackie and Danianne/
Two slutty cheerleaders/
Getting as drunk as they can/
Jackie sat back/
Humped the pole for a moment/
Scratched her boob/
Did her best Tara Reid/
Said Danianne/
Why don't we invite Heiny/
She'll drink a lot of Mike's Hard/
And Jump around in the yard/
Dumdum dudum dududum
O let it suck/
Let it blow/
Disco Inferno is here to/
Sooth your so-o-oul/
Who cares your boyfirends/
Dumped you on Xmas/
The girls can have fun/
dancing in ug-boots alone/
That was a far more creative answer to the question than I expected.
I kind of lost the tune by the 'break it down' verse, I think. However at that point I was way to amused by my 'Did her best Tara Reid' line.
If self-abuse can be a word, can self-amused?
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