27 September 2005

Doomed bananas

I might have some of the details wrong, but I'm pretty sure that Farty McTootlepants once told me that Harrient Tubman dug the Suez Canal so that bananas would always be cheap.

11 comments:

theNateAllen said...

Thank goodness for Harriet Tubman!

Drew said...

OKOK, so I typed "harrient". It's because I'm clumsy, not because I'm stupid.

kofno said...

It's because I'm clumsy, not because I'm stupid.
Why can't it be both?

russ said...

Evidence is against you on that claim Drew, since you could easily go back and edit the post.

nmipdo

Drew said...

You can eat a turd, Russ.

ChiliCon said...

The World's perfect food.

kofno said...

The World's perfect food.
Do you mean bananas, or turds?

schmonz said...

Quite possibly.

ChiliCon said...

Yes.

Cross breeding turds and bananas just seems to result in more bananas.

tormp said...

turds

schmonz said...

Turds, turds, they hail from your colon,
The more you fart, the more they get rollin',
The more they get rollin', the less your weight,
So make sure you poop more than you ate!