I might have some of the details wrong, but I'm pretty sure that Farty McTootlepants once told me that Harrient Tubman dug the Suez Canal so that bananas would always be cheap.
I might have some of the details wrong, but I'm pretty sure that Farty McTootlepants once told me that Harrient Tubman dug the Suez Canal so that bananas would always be cheap.
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Drew
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13:37
Everything makes a little more sense when it's anchored.
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Thank goodness for Harriet Tubman!
OKOK, so I typed "harrient". It's because I'm clumsy, not because I'm stupid.
It's because I'm clumsy, not because I'm stupid.
Why can't it be both?
Evidence is against you on that claim Drew, since you could easily go back and edit the post.
nmipdo
You can eat a turd, Russ.
The World's perfect food.
The World's perfect food.
Do you mean bananas, or turds?
Quite possibly.
Yes.
Cross breeding turds and bananas just seems to result in more bananas.
turds
Turds, turds, they hail from your colon,
The more you fart, the more they get rollin',
The more they get rollin', the less your weight,
So make sure you poop more than you ate!
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