I kept all my used metro tickets from this summer, so I have a huge swack of these Parisian ones. Lacking copious free time or Star-Wars-shitgivingness, I'll mail a couple of them -- lightly used, unfolded, uncut -- to anyone who's feeling inspired.
Did you know you can fold a dollar bill in such a way that it says "Tits of America"? This inspires me greatly. Please send me thousands of crisp new dollar bills. Thanks.
There's a similar trick that can be done with Land-O-Lakes butter packaging. Also involving breasts.
I think it's pretty clear that most of the paper airplanes in the world are made by boys. Oh, and I don't recommend searching Google Images for "tits of America."
Everything makes a little more sense when it's anchored.
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I kept all my used metro tickets from this summer, so I have a huge swack of these Parisian ones. Lacking copious free time or Star-Wars-shitgivingness, I'll mail a couple of them -- lightly used, unfolded, uncut -- to anyone who's feeling inspired.
Did you know you can fold a dollar bill in such a way that it says "Tits of America"? This inspires me greatly. Please send me thousands of crisp new dollar bills. Thanks.
There's a similar trick that can be done with Land-O-Lakes butter packaging. Also involving breasts.
I think it's pretty clear that most of the paper airplanes in the world are made by boys. Oh, and I don't recommend searching Google Images for "tits of America."
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