11 October 2005

Found porn

The following are the first and last few sentences of a message that just arrived in my own personal inbox:


Just a reminder, that the deadline for registration for the Putnam exam is tomorrow. If you haven't heard about Putnam before, we apologize for the extremely late notice... All you have to do to register is send Freida Bloggs your full name, and if you want sex (there's a special award for women).

Best regards,
Columbia Math Club


I wonder what the English Club (or, for that matter, the College Republicans) would have to say about this.

I can think of at least one Triumph quote to describe the "special award for women."

Thus, I am a jerk. Q.E.D.

(For what it's worth, I "opted in" to this particular list.)

4 comments:

Drew said...

(For what it's worth, I "opted in" to this particular list.)

Well, what did you say for if you want sex?

Good luck on the Putnam.

schmonz said...

Oh, I meant I had opted in to the list on which this email was posted, so I can't complain about unsolicited sex-related email (it was solicited, just unexpected). I'm definitely not ready to sit for the Putnam, let alone for higher-order polynomail Math Club sex.

Drew said...


not ready to sit for the Putnam, let alone for higher-order polynomail Math Club sex


Yeah, I heard you're idempotent.

schmonz said...

No, it only seems that way because I use my energy so coefficiently.

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