capped beer bottle with an empty beer bottle would be more useful still.
i remember an episode of 'Mr. Wizard', wherein Mr. Wizard asks a young boy how many times he thinks he can fold a piece of paper in half.
my original comment extended into a bunch of weak double entendres culminating in "the cycle of learning is complete". i prefer to enjoy the idea of this comment as an abstraction, rather than to see it so poorly executed.
Everything makes a little more sense when it's anchored.
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I'm sure he could use the edge of that desk to open the beer.
I dated a girl once who could open a beer bottle with another full beer bottle. That was a truly valuable skill.
I did teeth once... it was scary but successful.
capped beer bottle with an empty beer bottle would be more useful still.
i remember an episode of 'Mr. Wizard', wherein Mr. Wizard asks a young boy how many times he thinks he can fold a piece of paper in half.
my original comment extended into a bunch of weak double entendres culminating in "the cycle of learning is complete". i prefer to enjoy the idea of this comment as an abstraction, rather than to see it so poorly executed.
Don't ask for much, do you Trump?
At least your high standards for beer bottle opening skills also apply to your own extended blog comments.
I'd like to see you poorly executed.
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