20 September 2007

Bar Wars

4 comments:

dewey said...

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy.

russ said...

Whoever put that together is quite familiar with his oeuvre.

dcass said...

as a personal note: i think Cocktail is a fabulous movie

russ said...

Who doesn't? There's even the ode to real drinking.


I am the last barman poet
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach
The velvet hammer, the alabama slammer
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel, the 3-toed sloth
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy
The iced tea, the kamakazi
The orgasm, the death spasm
The Singapore sling, the dingaling
America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got
But if you want to got loaded
Why don't you just order a shot?
Bar is open.

-Tom Cruise, Cocktail.