20 March 2008

Stuff White People Like

On St. Patrick's Day:

Most of the time, white people consider celebrations of European heritage to be racist unless they omit large swathes of the 16th through 20th centuries. But since the Irish never engaged in colonialism and were actually oppressed it is considered acceptable and encouraged to celebrate their ancestry. For this reason, 100% of white people are proud to claim that they are somewhat Irish.
And dozens more things white people like, such as #88 Having Gay Friends, #80 The Idea of Soccer, #4 Assists, and #22 Having Two Last Names.

11 comments:

ChiliCon said...

Name me a celebration of white heritage that is considered racist. I honestly cannot think of any.

I know it's a joke, but the premise sound like BS.

schmonz said...

Yeah, me neither. White History Month, anyone?

tormp said...

this site is insanely mean-spirited, even by internet standards. it criticizes people for being proud of doing things like running a marathon.

mani said...

I think that there is a substantial number of people that think that Thanksgiving is racist or, at least, betrays a certain kind of racial ignorance.

mani said...

Also, Columbus Day.

Looks like these dudes have some'n to say about all of this:

http://www.cafepress.com/blackwatchersa/3918824

mani said...

I think that there is a substantial number of people that think that Thanksgiving is racist or, at least, betrays a certain kind of racial ignorance.

mani said...

http://www.cafepress.com/blackwatchersa/3918824

mani said...

wow, I'm not very good at this.

russ said...

If you're going for quantity, you're spot on.

tormp said...

you can listen to this guy interviewed on NPR:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=33372288

he seems a little less demonic in person. he's canadian.

ChiliCon said...

Columbus Day probably is a bit racist, or at least stupid.

Thanksgiving - I think people are stretching it a lot. It's just a harvest holiday. Is it somehow racist to Native Americans?