The voice of this website sounds a bit like that of timecube dude. It's apparently time for the black man to rescue the black woman from Oprah and other feminist witches.
29 July 2005
In response to the evil feminist witches
28 July 2005
And now for something...
...kinda different. At least, I don't think we've done too much music stuff. Excepting the best band evar. Anywho, I'm a sucker for covers.
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One for all the nerds out there...
Interesting architecture
The Naval Amphibious Base near San Diego has a building shaped like a fylfot.
27 July 2005
Show respect for His Noodly Appendage!
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster."
26 July 2005
The desert for when you don't know what desert to buy...
I haven't found it yet, but somewhere out there is a Chocolate French Silk Pie Blizzard Frozen Cake.
And why not join the Blizzard Fan Club?
booty can you hear me?
Word on the street is that our old pal, Booty, wants a piece of the anchorbutt action. If you're out there, or if you know his email address, email me! anchorbutt@gmail.com.
25 July 2005
Good Luck at Boot Camp
From the comments:
I know I can shotgun a Budweiser faster than anybody Al Qaeda can bring out. If we ever agree to settle disputes that way, the army can certainly feel free to give me a call.
22 July 2005
My goodness, my Guinness
This mght not be news to everyone, but the Guinness Book of World Records was started by none other than the Guinness brewery to settle a trivial debate that started in a pub (see paragraph 2 of this Wikipedia article). Today, it is the most-sold copyrighted book in the world! The pub-trivia connection continues today, and it all started with everyone's favorite pint!
Bum Rushed by a Rushing Bum
Kingdom of Loathing
I know that Tormp played it a year or two ago, but I just found it. It's my very first MUDD experience. Two game dorks live in the apartment above mine, and we're going to have our own clan. Anybody else want to play? I need to get da net in da house so I can stop playing it at work.
1 out of 1 CWRU students agree...
Another reader!
You should look at Anchorbutt. Those people know what they're doing.
Yes, we know what we're doing, but are we proud of it?
21 July 2005
1 out of 1 geniuses agree...
BTW, I got blogger's upload to work. Didn't do anything different this time. It just started working. Shazam!
The Grimoire of Questionable Spells
Watch out for the "Mystic Spray of Flatulence" spell. It's a doozy.
20 July 2005
Google Moon is funny 2x
- Zoom in. Keep zooming in. Is it funny yet? OK, zoom more.
- Seek ye a one-sentence paragraph on the right side of the page. It's funny because it's true.
WWII as an RTS
World War II as a real-time strategy game:
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
Transport of the Future!
Sing with Borat!
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.
Throw transport down the well,
So my country can be free.
We must make travel easy,
Then we have big party!
Rednecks sing with Borat!
19 July 2005
The opposite of Google SafeSearch
From the same guy who rapped "Your mom circulates like a public key."
Mark-and-sweep on these nuts, bitch
My crew is so hard that we roll in NP,
And bitches dereference my pointer for free.
18 July 2005
17 July 2005
oghc
So most of you probably already saw 'Old Grandma Hardcore' linked on memepool. Did you notice that she lives in Cleveland? Do any of you guys know her, or of her?
15 July 2005
The SubGenius Brag Generator
This one'll come in handy:
I have my *own* personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any GOD DAMN *Slack* after death! I take drugs! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I am *armed* and *loaded*! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled bodiless fiends! I'm a human being of the *first* god damn water, who'll try to blow me down? I am a *Moray Eel*, I am a *Komodo Dragon*, I am the *Killer Whale bereft of its pup*! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made *Mother Nature* wait up for me to bleed my pterodactyl! I'm *intense*, I'll live forever and remember it afterwards! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my guts before they're picked off the *tree*! They'll *never* clean *my* cage! Pardon my language. I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a *profit*! Come *on* and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my *bread* with the juice!
Woman Suddenly Grows Penis
"Whenever I went to the pagoda I prayed to become a man in my next life," he said, referring to the Buddhist concept of rebirth.
"Now I'm happy because my dream won't have to wait until my next life, it's already come true."
Hottest female guitarists
Really, the only reason I'm posting this link is because of the pull quote about Jewel. Pilfered from J-walkblog.
Joan belongs higher on the list.
while you're looking at that
I couldn't help but think of the beloved SUMATRAN RAT MONKEY (SRM) while gazing at the WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG (WUD).
fox. fucking. news.
In Fox New's coverage of the "Meth Rocket" story I mentioned earlier, you really want to click the photo to the right that says "Click to enlarge". The challenge is to understand how the "World's Ugliest Dog" and the meth rocket are related.
14 July 2005
13 July 2005
The Pringles of many nations
Mouse over the yellow countries to change the Pringles Guy's hat. 10 points to whoever finds the tyrolean cap first!
12 July 2005
Battlestar
I think she's talking about us.
Posting a relevant link from my weblog, bracing for cockpunch.
11 July 2005
iRamones
While I was at the Nashville airport, I made up a new iRamones song: The TSA Took My Razor Away.
Maybe Dougiss can help out with the words. Who could forget the great jorb he did on I Wanna Piece of Data?
just put me on the wiki
get me on the web
hurry, hurry, hurry
while im still in your head
i cant control the lab reports
i cant control the meds
oh noo oo ooo ooo oooooooh
ba ba, ba ba b'
ba ba, ba ba
i wanna piece of data
...
08 July 2005
Followup to Hurra Torpedo (the best band ever!)
Hurrah Torpedo (one guy on guitar... two on the kitchen)
Well the good news is they are real and they may have more stuff out there.
Here is their website in Norwegian and horribly translated into English
There is a mention of David Hasselhoff and no, I don't think they no what the words to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" even mean.
yes. I am obsessed
07 July 2005
I'm already sorry I posted this
i was following links trying to find out when a band was playing around here and i stumbled on this weird/mean myspace listing.
I know its mildly offensive... so don't look if you think you might be offended by something.
The oddest combination ever...
06 July 2005
CNR - believe it or not, still in the hizzy
For no particular reason, let's all take a moment to catch up with Charles Nelson Reilly.
05 July 2005
You can now upload photos to blogger.
Doods, I didn't know this, but for a couple weeks now, you've been able to upload images to blogger for display on anchorbutt...or whatever other blog you have.
I know that at one point, the picture icon allowed you to link to an image already on the web, but at some point they enabled uploads as well. OK, so here's one that's been sitting on my hard drive:
...and it failed.
Anybody had any luck with this?
Guys, we gotta buy a mech.
For auction on ebay. The developer of this important new technology needs the cash to continue his project. What do you say we all chip in and bid on this bad boy? I'm in for twenty bucks.
02 July 2005
Dry Ice + airplane toilet water
Memepool points us to this riveting story about what happens when dry ice combines with the blue water of an airplane toilet.
I also like the very first line on the page, which offers instructions to those completely unfamiliar with modern computer programs: "To print this page, select "Print" from the File menu of your browser".
01 July 2005
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