17 October 2005

Prom Dress Rugby

via Dave Barry's weblog

Giggity

A compilation of Glen Quagmire's perversions. Questionable for work.

Infant Confinement Specialists since 2001

via Memepool: Baby cages.

15 October 2005

Katamari Psycho

Sweet, sweet jesus.

"On Friday night I hooked up a PS2 controller to a sturdy wooden chair with some string so it is immobile. I then taped the left analog stick in the forward direction. Then I put an oscilating fan in front of the controler-chair setup. To the fan, I attached a string with a loop on the end of it. I put this loop around the other analog controller so that when the fan oscilates, it pulls the stick in different directions.

The purpose of this setup is to collect one million roses in We Love Katamari."

"When I left for work today it was still on, rolling away, and had collected around 430,000 roses so far."

(link found on boingboing)

13 October 2005

Ever had Web Deja Vu?

Lately I've been seeing a lot of web sites and not remembered whether or not I have seen them before. Like The West Virginia Surf Report.

These could be handy



Can anyone think of other check boxes they could have added?

Eyesore of the month

12 October 2005

How bad would it suck...

... to insulate yourself from every danger you could conceive of only to suffer "[a] series of heart attacks (from Vioxx)...".

Underwear vs. Underpants

Ah Wikipedia - you can even teach me to be funny! Rutabaga!

There's World Database of Happiness?

That sounds like something that would be in continual peril from super-villains.

Russ likes cover songs

Lou Barlow (yes THAT Lou Barlow) remakes Round-n-Round by RATT.
It just makes sense.

Check it out (warning: iTMS link)

11 October 2005

Found porn

The following are the first and last few sentences of a message that just arrived in my own personal inbox:


Just a reminder, that the deadline for registration for the Putnam exam is tomorrow. If you haven't heard about Putnam before, we apologize for the extremely late notice... All you have to do to register is send Freida Bloggs your full name, and if you want sex (there's a special award for women).

Best regards,
Columbia Math Club


I wonder what the English Club (or, for that matter, the College Republicans) would have to say about this.

I can think of at least one Triumph quote to describe the "special award for women."

Thus, I am a jerk. Q.E.D.

(For what it's worth, I "opted in" to this particular list.)

OMG I just got nomin8d!!!1!!

If this is not a joke, then it is funny. But if it is a joke, then it is not funny.

Worst Fake Comment Ever

I just received a bunch of these spam comments at my other blog (which I won't link because I'm tired of being punched in the cock). I removed the links from the comment, but left the shoddy grammar:

Your blog is great If your a writer and print alot, I'm sure you'd be interested in inkjet media inkjet cartridge inkjet media

My question: Why bother with Your blog is great in what is obviously a spam? Bullshitting on the web is basically free, so, if you're going to, why not bring the dumptruck?

P.S. It would seem that the word verification for blogger comments has been compromised.